Kristin Stewart as Snow White?

OK- So I just read that Kristin Stewart is being “courted for the role of Snow White.”

Really?  Well, that’s an original idea!

I can see it now, “Your short, you wear floppy hats and funny clothes, yyyyou whistle while you work….”

“You sleep in tiny little beds, you sing, “Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho” all day long, I can’t resist kissing you on the forehead!  Your, your… Dwarfs! ”

OH-  SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHH!

Then she will have to bite and apple and die and then be brought back to life!!!!!!!

That means there will be ANOTHER APPLE SCENE!!!

***Is this thing on?***

ANOTHER APPLE SCENE!!!

THIS IS TOOOOO MUUUUUUUCH!!!

Type casting anyone?

She’ll even get to finally wear a cape!!!!!

This is like a bad dream that keeps on giving!

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2 thoughts on “Kristin Stewart as Snow White?

  1. Spam Stats for January 2011:

    148 emails for viagra, cialis, or other “male enhancement” drugs

    34 emails for other drugs or herbal supplements, including online ordering of hydrocodone and vicodin without a prescription

    29 emails inviting me to chat online with a sexy single who is waiting just for me!

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    • The funny thing Leslie, is that your comment went to my Spam! 🙂 Rescued! At least they are Swiss watches… Switzerland is awesome!

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