There once was a pathetic U2 fan
Who begged and begged her real life man
To satisfy her musical expectations
And take her once more to magnificent U2 elevations
Oh how she wanted 2 U2 tix
She begged and begged so, so much
That he could never deny her such
At least she was being honest
She had, in fact, become a “Bonist”
And he bought her 2 U2 tix
Her love for Bono
That two friends also
Just had to go
And they also bought 2 U2 tix
But alas the calendar was not kind
Her friend had temporarily lost her mind
And when the Irish Rock Band plans to take the stage
She and her family wrote something else on the page!
So she would not be using the 2 U2 tix
Sadly she told me she would have to forfeit
Could not even try to somehow morph it.
Even though she wanted to see
A nonsensical crazy fan just like me!
Also using 2 U2 tix
Now what to do?
2 U2 tix, but who?
Who would be using the 2 U2 tix?
The hunt was on for the perfect pair
They will have to be fun and willing to dare
To go to a concert featuring The Edge
And not sit in their seats content to veg
If they want to use the 2 U2 tix
I do not care if they find my fascination curious
But please do not just stand there and be furious
Anyone normal would watch with curiosity
A fan that participates with such voracity!
Should they choose to use the 2 U2 tix!
I think the spectacle will give them proof
I do appreciate this music of my youth!
Who would be able to tolerate me so high strung?
Why of course! Someone who knew me when I was young!
That is who should use the 2 U2 tix!
Wow! Been 20 years since we were teenagers
Hanging around at youth group all nighters!
The last time I saw her I was a teenybopper
On the radio they probably still played Cyndi Lauper!
She will be perfect to take the 2 U2 tix
Someone who will tolerate my U2 adulation
And also understands my wild perspiration
Her company will be by far the best
I hope she still likes me after I have been a U2 pest!
So glad to have found this taker for the 2 U2 tix!