Just a little bored lately, so I decided to empty my spam!
Man there were a lot of missed opportunites in there! Here were the ones that were hardest to miss out on, in no particular order of course! 😉
Apparently…
I could have won 5,000 british pounds worth of gas!- This was thanks to the entry I apparently submitted! Who knew?!
A diplomat in Dallas texas has my funds!- Wow! Sadly, I missed out on that one by not contacting him with my Name, Address, Phone Number, and Social Security Number by December 31. Do you think he’d make an exception?
I can lean how to dance like a porn star- FOR FREE!- Well, now there’s a no risk investment!
I can get 500 Free business cards for $3.99 + shipping!- Wow! As Tom Petersen used to say, “Free is a very good price!”
I can See who’s searching for me!- All they need is a little bit of my personal information and they’ll get right on it!
Learn how to become a top chef without attending any classes!- Ok, so I do like to cook…
I can regain_my_independence!- Sounds like babysitting to me!
Lots of people love me because they called me “Dearest One.”- I feel so loved!
And Kevin REALLY wants me to have a nice day, he sent me 9 emails in one day saying so…
So what’s in your Spam?
With Love, Mom 